Speeding Ticket
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
Fellas! You know a girl who played you dirty, did you wrong, or has no brains to be your shorty but is good for just one thing? She can't count to 10 but can down a 40? Can't roll in school but can roll a blunt? Has a banging booty but the brain of a pigeon? Yep, we all know a girl like that. They're called CHICKEN HEADZ!
If you got a pic and a story, BLAST them. Send me her pic with a story, her name and city to chickenheadz@rocketmail.com and I'll blast her. Use your cell phone, find a chicken head, snap her pic and send it. You can send pictures, videos, and audio files. Lets expose the CHICKEN HEADZ.
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