November 2008
48 posts
WatchStop Chicken Heads
WatchChicken booty skills
“I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not...”
– Dolly Parton
WatchStupid Girls
Speeding Ticket
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to...
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Honest Mechanic
One blonde related to another, “I was so worried that the garage mechanic might try to rip me off. But then I was relieved when he told me that all I needed was turn signal fluid.”
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like...”
– Britney Spears
“I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to”
– Linda Evangelista
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Blonde Pool Table
A blonde is like a pool table, put a dollar in and she’ll rack your balls.
Blonde at a Football game
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: “Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don’t understand.”
“What did you not understand ?”
And the blonde says: “Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams...
WatchWhen a chicken head needs glasses…
Hammerheads
Two blondes are working on a house. One of them, who’s nailing down siding, has been reaching into her pouch, pulling out a nail, and either tossing it over her shoulder or nailing it in. The second blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asks, “Hey—how come you’re throwing half the nails over your shoulder?”
The first blonde explains, “If I pull a nail out of my pouch...
You've Got Mail
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the...
Urban Dictionary; Chicken Head →
Definition of a “chicken head”
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WARNING!! Not For Kids
A Year As A Blonde
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!” April - Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!! May - Tried to make...
Dead Bird
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde “eww, hey look at that dead bird..”
The blonde looks around up in the sky for a few minutes and says “hmm, I don’t see any dead ones.”
